I don't believe she's that old. No fucking way. Maybe she's had a shitload of surgery or something.
I try not to worry about "how" or "why." Just embrace it.
I just had to share this one, it's so damn good.
I just had to share this one, it's so damn good.
I'd be afraid to bite her titties too hard.
On a related note, I almost got beat up by a stripper's agent/pimp once when I got a little toothy. Just cause she grits her teeth and grimaces doesn't mean I got my money's worth, douchebag.
That just fucked up my entire outlook on the show.
I thought we needed to keep this random generator alive on the right page.
Fuck it, I'm all about the Disney Channel now.
Damn shame she's not Tila Nguyen.