

That raised my sails.
That raised my sails.
Not surprised.
So did this one honestly.
Ah, the old "Asian broad with lingerie that got hacked up by her ninja ex-boyfriend" routine. Those were the days.


Awww, strike-out, you dumb fuckup. No offense.
Awww, strike-out, you dumb fuckup. No offense.
It happens to the best of us. I'll get us back on track.



I don't believe she's that old. No fucking way. Maybe she's had a shitload of surgery or something.